derelict dave

[bobblehead]

hey anybody know watsup with the guy at dh livin in his mini-van. home-made mohawk, does not stop talking once anyone, listening or not, comes within 20ft. think his name is dave and methinks hes from ca, but not sure. he came out to lh the other day, what a pain in the ass. semi-coherent shoulder sittin bastard dropped in twice in a row and went left into me both times any how avoided fisticuffs this time but just wondrin if anyone knew a little more bout this character. might make some good palu or crab bait

[bammbamm808]

Call the cops next time he's parked there. Tell them he's doing batu. They mebbe search the van, guaranteed to find something. Away he goes!

[bobblehead]

thoght he was a buddy of yours perhaps, your haircuts only marginally better than his but he dresses better.

[Bud]

yeah i've noticed him cliffside, didn't know he actually surfed though. looks pretty whacked out. he started yappin at some poor sap who probably at first thought he scored but quickly regretted taking that last open space along the bush side of the road, that happened to be right next to the van. as he walked away back to his van he was holding with both hands and gnawing on something that looked like a shredded snickers wrapper

[Rocky Rockbottom]

I met him or a guy that fits his description once. I had to paddle away after 10 minutes of his dribble. Derelict Dave is a good name for him.

[olly]

mattb and I were surfing gas chambers early one morning. he bolted a can of bud before entering the water -it was 6am.
he dropped in on my best wave that day. pretty irritating but a classic crazy

[LGZ]

he asked me if i wanted a beer at 8 30 am the other day, told him no thanks.
then he starts goin off about the east coast that hes form florida, then jersey then maine, all over the friggin place he couldn't make up his mind.
full on claimed that he lives in his van but always has cold beers , ask me if i want one again, introduces himself to me 3 times, want another beer ?.
tell him no thanks and that i quit partying in the morning and left Nyc to get away from that scene. next thing he ask me "oh did u get hooked on the crack too ?, I was on the crack, real fucked up on the crack, but i love that shit. !!!!" pretty classic.

olly i think i was out at Chambers that day too, late season, hes a friggin wacked out blabber mouth, reminds me of the freaks on the subway.
he'll be locked up soon if he keeps acting a fool up at the cliff.

[bobblehead]

oh east coast?! wonder if he knows flarob? last week he was shavin his head with an old razor, much blood and hair, all the while trying to give this octogenarian couple a historical tour of DH. hepatitis anyone?

[Dave]

lest ya can do is run my photo

[Guest]

Lol thats him !

he reminds me of a munchkin from the wizard of Oz with that doo.

[derilicked dave]

Yo you fakkaers, I know who you are!?%@$^!!! Ive got cold beers AND internet in my van. If you see me cruising stop by for a beer, wanna smoke? Ill bring the pipe!