Splitting a Peak

red · Postby **red** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:04 pm

I bet bambam is one of those guys who can only catch waves if he's snaking someone else.

bammbamm808 · Postby **bammbamm808** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 5:11 pm

...and getting gayer by the second.

HMARK · Postby **HMARK** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 6:19 pm

Wide variety of opinions to this one, eh? :shock:

My color joke aside (white board comment on Page 1), seems like in one mans opinion Blue would be a dick, or if looked at another way is not a dick.

It would be maximum use of surf for Blue to give Red the R, and Blue be happy going Left. It would give noone the reason to beef. Everybody got something. You (I) would hope that Blue can get another wave Backdoorable W/O Red to be concerned about, then again, everybody would be happy!

Personally, I think the thread is innaressing, in how it shows each others view of a situation, and get some comments, views and options out of it. Gay or not.

:!:

bammbamm808 · Postby **bammbamm808** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 6:38 pm

The Gay-O-Meter is passing Elton John and hitting George Michael!!! Soon it will be pegged on RuPaul!!! (Scottish accent here) She's gonna blow captain!!!!

HMARK · Postby **HMARK** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 6:44 pm

She's gonna blow captain!!!!

Har, har!

Always reminded of the quote by Freddie Mercury (of QUEEN, naturally) said during the free mahu sex days of the 80's -

"Bring me another boy, this ones burst!!!"

Still think it is a worthwhile thread....

No offense Bammer!

:idea:

bammbamm808 · Postby **bammbamm808** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 7:07 pm

HMARK wrote:No offense Bammer!

Oh none taken. I just think discussions of this sort are masturbatory. Trying to apply rules to purely hypothetical situation of this sort is, well.....I mean wouldn't we all make better use of our time watching Full House reruns? Regarding priority, takeoff position, backdooring, frontodooring, sharing, wave availability, selfishness, turn-taking, etc etc ad nauseum, I'll quote my friend Ricky, "It is what it is so shut the f**k up."

OK now it's too late. This thread has now ushered in the Gaypocalypse. There is a tremendous, well, POOF. Body glitter, cockrings and disco CDs cover the entire planet. The four horsemen of the Gaypocalypse gallop in: a cowboy, an indian, a construction worker and a cop, all on one enormous quivering sweating stallion. The sun is replaced by an enormous mirrored ball. Michael Jackson is aquitted. Hillary's mammoth male genitals are on the cover of Time magazine. Oh the horror!

bammbamm808 · Postby **bammbamm808** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 7:16 pm

Oh and BTW. Queen is the shite. Every year goes by, their stuff sounds better and better. Rockers for the ages. Did you know that Brian May made his own guitars? Yes, I am a fossil. Dig me up.

HMARK · Postby **HMARK** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 7:17 pm

OK now it's too late. This thread has now ushered in the Gaypocalypse. There is a tremendous, well, POOF. Body glitter, cockrings and disco CDs cover the entire planet. The four horsemen of the Gaypocalypse gallop in: a cowboy, an indian, a construction worker and a cop, all on one enormous quivering sweating stallion. The sun is replaced by an enormous mirrored ball. Michael Jackson is aquitted. Hillary's mammoth male genitals are on the cover of Time magazine. Oh the horror!

That is friggin hilarious!

Mental picture is equally hilarious/scary....

:roll:

HMARK · Postby **HMARK** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 7:45 pm

Kinda scary like this clip from Bagus Surf.

http://www.darkstar.org/bagus_surf/files/BellyDrop_1.wmv

:shock:

Rocky Rockbottom · Postby **Rocky Rockbottom** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 7:56 pm

HMARK wrote:Kinda scary like this clip from Bagus Surf.

http://www.darkstar.org/bagus_surf/files/BellyDrop_1.wmv

I'm lucky I wasn't drinking anything. I was cracking up for at least 2 minutes. Good one.

LGREANZ · Postby **LGREANZ** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 8:15 pm

Puerto_Rico_Surfer · Postby **Puerto_Rico_Surfer** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 9:52 pm

OMG that video the funniest shit I have ever seen.

BTW BAMBAM good points well taken.

bobblehead · Postby **bobblehead** » Thu Apr 21, 2005 11:39 pm

bammbamm has the magical ability to be in the right place at the right time, he doesnt need to snake anyone, thats my deal. besides he rides red AND blue boards. i really hope this gay thread is done (sorry bud, but this has become more and more gay) one day when you snivellers realize that there are no rules in free surfing and stop crying about some percieved injustice, you might actually catch some waves and soon youll be pulling in behind the peak calling off the shoulder hopping dweeb in front of you. in good surf this situation happens all the time, get over it. :cry:

bammbamm808 · Postby **bammbamm808** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 7:13 am

bammbamm808 wrote:

Oh, and BTW, I've been saving this jpg for over 2 years waiting for the perfect context in which to throw it. This thread was definitely it.

Woo hoo! Bobble, my homey! Don't get the wrong impression of him from his post. He's not nearly as nice in person. Don't let the picture fool you, he can surf, too.

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