Now it is Gold.

[HMARK]

Its the dutch now, willing to send me "United State Bills" of 28 zillion dollars. ( i got a few bills for them )

Bud, i bet they know the clowns from your incident the other day, too.





Attention: President/Director,


I am the chairman of the contract award committee of
the Gold and Natural resources ministry here in South
Africa, for security reasons, I may not wish to
disclose the most important thing for now until I hear
from you.

After due deliberation with my partner, I decided to
forward to you this business proposal, we want you to
assist us receive the sum of Twenty eight million, six
hundred thousand united state bills ($28.6M) into your
account. This fund resulted from an over-invoiced
contract awarded by us under the budget allocation to
my ministry and the bill was approved for
payment by the concerned ministries. The contract was
executed, commissioned and the contractor was paid his
actual cost of the contract. Now, we are left with the
balance of $28.6M as the over invoiced amount, which
we have deliberately over estimated for our own use.
Please note that the law forbids civil servants to
operate or own foreign accounts hence this contact, we
have agreed to share the money in the following
percentages: 30 for you, 60 for us 10 for tax as may
be required by your government, because we don?t need
anything will delay this money when it arrive in your
bank account.

Note that this transaction is very much free from all
sorts of risk hence the business was carefully planned
before it was successfully executed and we the
officials involved in the deal have put many years in
service to our ministry. We have been exercising
patience for this privilege for so long not until the
presidential announcement last week, that all foreign
contractors owed be paid forthwith, this will enable
the presidency reconcile our debt ratio with the
outside world and to most of us, this is a lifetime
blessing we cannot afford to miss. Upon indication of
your interest to fully co-operate with us, a payment
application/information form will be sent to you via
email for completion.

your private phone number and email address will
enable us seek/secure approval of the fund from the
concerned government quarters/ministries within 3-4
banking days.

As soon as we confirm receipt of this money in your
nominated bank account, my partner and I will come
over to your country to arrange for our own share and
possibly invest part of this
money in your country.

Let honesty and trust be our watchword throughout this
transaction. I shall furnish you with some details
about myself. Your prompt reply will be highly
appreciated.

Best regards.

Warren George.

Reply To warrengeorge_engr@yahoo.com


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[Rocky Rockbottom]

Con...I mean Kongratulations!! Please share the bounty! You lucky bastard.
At least you know it's not uber playing a joke on you....His English is not that good.

[surfer9joe]

thats definetlt a 409 scam/variation, but I did hear that gold is a good place to put $$$ right now from a friend who is into investing....

[red]

thats definetlt a 409 scam/variation, but I did hear that gold is a good place to put $$$ right now from a friend who is into investing....

That usually means things are about to get real bad real quick.

[Puerto_Rico_Surfer]

I recommend picking up some stock in def contractors and the makers of m-16's

[Puerto_Rico_Surfer]

Actually these scams are not so bad, its the ones where they make a webpage that looks identical to the sign in page for your bank, paypal, credit card companies. And phish for your password and username -- now those suck!

They get people through 2 ways that I know of:

1. Make an actual website with a variation of the company's name, such as http://www.paypl.com or http://www.ciitbank.com (they catch people that make a typo) though the 2 examples I used dont look threatening, I used them to make a point of how they catch people off the brand name.

2. Send you an email stating that your account has suspicious activity and to please "click this link" and log on to verify recent charges. The link looks like it sends you to your company but its just a page looking like it.

[Über]

At least you know it's not uber playing a joke on you....His English is not that good.

So how is your Deutche?

[Puerto_Rico_Surfer]

Über ihres ist ein Scheiße Kopf. Y eres un pendejo.

Sorry guys I couldnt help it, I had to feed a bone to the troll.

[HMARK]

He is Uber, we are not.










Thank god.

[LGREANZ]

hmark after reading your email i have only drawn 1 conclusion.

the world is fucked !, have fun while you can.

[HMARK]

Now it is the united nations GIVING me money.

Wow. I am one lucky bastard, eh?

Only need my PIN # and my TAC.

I got a pin and a tac for them.




UNITED NATIONS
(WORLD BANK ASSISTED PROGRAMME)
DIRECTORATE OF INTERNATIONAL
PAYMENT AND TRANSFERS.
870 UNITED NATIONS PLAZA 20-A
NEW YORK NY 10017
WIRE TRANSFER/AUDIT U NIT
Our Ref: WB/NF/UN/XX027

ATTN: BENEFICIARY,

RE: IRREVOCABLE RELEASE OF YOUR PAYMENT

We have actually been authorized by the presidency, Federal Republic of
Nigeria and the governing board of central bank of Nigeria to investigate
the unnecessary delay of your payment, Recommended and approve your claims
for payment if certified as genuine. During the course of our investigation,
we discovered with dismay that your payment has been unnecessarily Delayed
by corrupt officials of the Bank who are Trying to divert your money into
their private accounts, to forestall this, security for your funds Was
organized in the form of your personal Identification number (PIN) an d your
transfer access code (T.A.C), this will enable only you have direct Control
over this fund, we have also agreed with the Presidency that we will handle
this payment ourselves to avoid the hopeless situation created by the
Officials of the central bank of Nigeria We obtained an irrevocable payment
guarantee on your Payment from the presidency we are happy to inform you
that based on our recommendation/instructions; your Entire Inheritances fund
has been credited in your favour through our overseas paying bank.

You are therefore advised to contact REV ROGER HEDGES; International Audit
unit, United Nations Liaison Office London United Kingdom on Tel/Fax:
+0044-870-135-6507 0036 or Email: unprlag@katamail.com to collect your
original payment slip with your pin and transfer access code. As soon a s
you submit these codes and your payment slip to your bank they will credit
your account without delay.

NOTE: YOUARE ADVICED TO FURNISH REV HEDGES WITH YOUR CORRECT CONTACT AND
BANKING DETAILS TO AVOID TRANSFER OF THISFUND INTO A WRONG ACCOUNT.

We expect your urgent response to this email to enable us monitor this
paymenteffectively.

CONGRATULATIONS.

CAPT. JAMES C. WILLIAMS
UNITED NATIONS, NEW YORK

[HMARK]

Now some freakin' Pocho is my angel - I mean WTF????????????




Kindest Attention:

My name is Mr. Garcia Duarte, I am from Portugal
Please take this serious. I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer.
It has defied all forms of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to live,according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself) but my business.Though I am very rich, I was never
generous, I was always hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only thing I cared for.But now I regret all this as I now know that there is more to life than just wanting to have or make all the money in the world. I believe when God gives me a second chance
to come to this world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it.

Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as few close friends .I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to
be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have Distributed money to some charity
organizations in the U.A.E, Somalia and Malaysia.

Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself anymore. I once asked members of my family to close one of my accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money to themselves.

Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to be contended with what I have left for them. The last of my money which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of Thirty Million United States Dollars ($30,000,000,00) that I have with an Finance Vaulting Unit Abroad. I will
want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it to charity organizations.

N/B:

Kindly note that 35% of this funds must go to the tsunami victims,55% to other Charity Organization and 10% for your effort and time.

I cannot talk with you on the phone due to my health situation, as I am using my Lap Top Computer to communicate with you. You should respond to this e-mail if you are interested in carrying out this assignment on my behalf.

God be with you.

Mr. Garcia Duarte.

[red]

Dear NETELLER account holder,

We regret to inform you, that we had to block your NETELLER account because we have been notified that your account may have been compromised by outside parties.

Our terms and conditions you agreed to state that your account must always be under your control or those you designate at all times.Neteller's duty is to do everything to ensure safety to all of our customers and to prevent fraud.We have noticed some activity related to your account that indicates that other parties may have access and or control of your information in your account since our system shows login attempts from different IP addresses (China,Hong Kong,Taiwan).

These parties were in the past involved with money laundering, illegal drugs, terrorism and various Federal Title 18 violations.

Please be aware that until we can verify your identity no further access to your account will be allowed and we will have no other liability for your account or any transactions that may have occurred as a result of your failure to reactivate your account as instructed below.

Please follow the link below and renew your account information

https://www.neteller.com/ab/ve­rify/index.cfm

Thank you for your time and consideration in this matter.

Before you reactivate your account, all payments have been frozen, and you will not be able to use your account in any way until we have verified your identity.

NETELLER Customer Service
help@neteller.com

[HMARK]

Ebay Scam ass holes -

Dear eBay customer,

There is a p roblem with the c ard you us ed bu ying go ods tho ugh our se rvice.
One of the fo llowing reas ons mig ht have ca used th is pr oblem:

Credit/Debit card expire.
Connection interupted.

Due to an y of the se we are una ble to co llect our com mission.

Until the pr oblem is so lved you wou ld need to use a dif ferent car d so, ple ase,
log into yo ur acco unt and ente r new card det ails.

e B a y - O n l i n e S e r v i c e
Look ing forwa rd to a goo d co-o peration.

Regards,
Randy Ferguson
eBay Security Departament.


I love the fact that they are looking forward "to a good co-operation"

Doofus'

[HMARK]

This hawaiian is finally fed up with these morons, so i got a fake email, and this is the start of our 'blessed relationship'


The first is the 'tards answer, the second my 1st reply.




Re: GOD BLESS YOU.

| | | Inbox


Beloved Mr. S*********e,
I have received your mail and i must first of all show my appreciation over the fact that you have given heed to the entreaty of a dying family.

May the lord guide and direct you on how best to use this fund for the benefit of the poor. I have to thank God at this moment for his direction in regards of this mission, God want me to complete this mission hence i got your contact,but i know you may be wondering how i got your email contact, actually when i heard from the doctor that my condition has become so bad, I have to reach out for a Christian individual that will utilize this money as i will instruct therein , and for the fact that you are a God fearing person then it's easy to finish this. My husband earn this funds but he died and left everything behind and i will join him soon in Jesus name.

When i discovered this ailment, it dawned on me that i had been living a very vain life.Then the need to affect the lives of those in need became very paramount in my thoughts. This appears to be a case of mercy after death as i no longer have the strength to do those things i used to do when i was still very full of life.

My dear friend , in my resolve to actualize my dying wish, i have been able to support charity to a very large extent around the middle east and europe.Then my health became a sorry tale, that at this particular point in time, i live at the mercy of various drugs and operations which certainly can not remedy anything. My close family members are however not happy with the way i have disbursed everything of mine to the motherless babies and the less priviledged.That was why they failed to help me actualize my dream of supporting charity.

They held for themselves the funds i made available and went as far as even trying to terminate my life when the hour (though very short )has not come. All relationship with me has been severed, and they are of the opinion that the last of my fortune has been spent.

Incidentally, the sum of twenty seven million six hundred thousand dollars (united states) lies in a security company in Europe, and well packaged in a consignment.

That is the last i have here on earth, however, i am yet to pay my medical bills and some other expenses pending when i shall be no more. These funds i wish to entrust to you, to help propagate the works of charity where ever your location is. By so doing, i would need your utmost sincerity and honesty to carry the venture along successfully.

It would be required of you to furnish me with YOUR FULL
NAME, OCCUPATION.CONTACT ADDRESS, TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER, to enable me put a letter to the security company, making you the eligible beneficiary to the funds under their custody.Also, do forward this information to my doctor, Dr. DON WILLIAMS at (williamdon21@yahoo.com) Due to my poor health; i have instructed him to help me go to high court and process a letter of Authority in your name. Once this is done, you shall make arrangements with them on how the funds would be transferred to your location.

I beg of you to deal with me honestly and render me your assistance to the fullest of your capacity. you would be helping a dying family. Most importantly you would be touching the lives of a huge number of people. I hope i would be able to count on you while i wait impatiently for the time to come. My bones are slowly cleaving to my skin.
I hope to hear from you as soon as possible.

Waiting to hear from you.
Warmest Regards,
Mrs. Justina Capella.

***** <h*****x@hotmail.com> wrote:
Oh praises and hallejuah! May I be of blessed dervice to you in your time of
need, dear one. I too, am a believer in the wonders of the internet, and
belive thou is asking me by deevine intervention.

Do not hesitate to write back, as I am in ill health as well. We must
complete thiss ass ssoon as pssible.

Looking forward to hearing from you soon,

In the blood of christ the savior and holiest of holy,

Mr. ******** *********