I'm just a simple unfrozen caveman surfer. I need bright moving colors and simple forecasts like "THERE WILL BE OVERHEAD WAVES NEXT WEDNESDAY ON THE NORTH SHORE AND THE WINDS WILL BE GOOD"
Maybe it should be kept real simple and the forecasters can just rate each day on the binary scale - it's either a 0 or a 1 today. I always found that rating something, like chicks, on any other scale is too much information. "Hey that girl's a 7." "No way, she's 10." These fanciful comments by your buddies can always be simplified down to the binary scale. Either the girl's a 1 or she's a 0. Would you, or wouldn't you? No other numbers matter.