I'm In LoVe

[maleko]

Things my girlfriend says:

Go ahead and leave the seat up.
Hey, get a whiff of that one.
This diamond is way too big.
I won't even put my lips on that thing unless I get to swallow.
Wow, it really is 14 inches!
Sure, I'd love for us to have three-way sex with my best friend.
I love it when you finger me while you drive.
Let's stay at that dirty, old motel on the highway. It's
cheaper and we can spend the money we save on beer.
I farted again. Lift the covers so we can smell it.
Oh yeah,... *any* hole you want!!!

... That's why she's my girlfriend!

[ez-ed]

Does she have a sister?