Incredible Investment Opportunity

[Bud]

I know none of you have heard of this before so I thought I share it with you

"DEAR SIR

I AM DR FRED AZU, AN ACCOUNTANT WITH BEAGON OIL NIGERIA LTD, A FOREIGN OIL COMPANY BASED IN BONNY - RIVERS STATE OF NIGERIA, THE HOME OF BUNNY LIGHT CRUDE OIL. WE ALSO MAINTAINED A LIASON OFFICE IN LAGOS NIGERIA. BEAGON OIL WAS INVOLVED IN PROSPECTING, DRILLING AND BUNKERING OF OIL AT HIGH SEA (OFFSHORE) WITH EXPATRIATE CONSISTING MAJORITY OF THE STAFF STRENGTH.UNFORTUNATELY,THESE EXPATRIATES GOT INTO AN ILLEGAL SALE OF OIL AND THE MONEY FROM IT TRANSFERRED THROUGH A SECURITY COMPANY OUT OF THE COUNTRY BUT WITH A SECURITY STAMP ON IT AND AFTER SOME TIME THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA DISCOVERED THE ILLEGAL DEAL,AND REVOKED THEIR LICENCE AND THE EXPARTRIATES WERE REPATRIATED.


BY VIRTUE OF MY POSITION AS THE ACCOUNTANT OF THE BEAGON OIL COMPANY, I HAVE IN MY POSSESSION ALL DOCUMENTS CONTAINING ALL INFORMATION ABOUT ONE OF THOSE TRUNK BOXES DEPOSITED WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY.THE CONTENT OF THE BOX IS THIRTY-FIVE MILLION,UNITED STATES DOLLARS (US$35M). I HAVE PUT IN AN APPLICATION WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY TO TRANSFER THIS ONE BOX TO THEIR CORRESPONDENCE OFFICE IN AMERICA, ASIA OR EUROPE WHICH THEY HAVE OBLIGED. AND BEING THAT THIS DEAL WAS CARRIED OUT BY A FOREIGN FIRM, I NEED A TRUST WORTHY FOREIGNER LIKE YOU THAT WILL CLAIM THIS BOX FROM THE SECURITY COMPANY OFFICE ABROAD AND ASSIST US TO A LOGICAL CONCLUSION OF THIS PENDING BUSINESS WHICH I BELEIVE THAT IF YOU ASSIST US TO CLAIM THE BOX, THAT BOTH OF US ARE BOUND TO BENEFIT FROM THE TRANSACTION.


RIGHT NOW ALL I NEED FROM YOU IS TO STAND BEFORE THE SECURITY COMPANY AND SIGN AS ONE OF THE EXPATRIATES TO ENABLE YOU CLAIM THE MONEY AND PAY IT INTO YOUR BANKACCOUNT AFTER YOU MUST HAVE CLAIMED THE BOX (MONEY) OUT OF THE SECURITY COMAPNY. PLEASE, NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% RISK-FREE AND THERE IS NO HARM OR SCAM INVOLVED, FOR EVERY MACHINERIES HAVE BEEN PUT IN PLACE FOR SUCCESSFUL AND SMOOTH CONCLUSION OF THIS MUTUAL BENEFIT TRANSACTION.AND PLEASE REMEMBER,THAT I HAVE WITH ME ALL THE NECESSARY AND VITAL DOCUMENTS THAT WILL PROVE THAT THE MONEY BELONG TO US. I EXPECT YOU TO BE TRUSTWORTHY AND KIND ENOUGH TO KEEP MY OWN SHARE OF THE MONEY WHEN THE MONEY FINALLY GETS INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.


WE HEREBY AGREE TO COMPENSATE YOUR SINCERE AND CANDID EFFORT IN THIS REGARD WITH 30% OF THE FUNDS AFTER THE TRANSFER AND 10%(PERCENT) WILL BE SET ASIDE FOR ANY EXPENSES BOTH LOCAL AND INTERNATIONAL LIKE; TRANSPORTATION, TELEPHONE BILLS, ETC. WILL BE SETTLED FROM THIS PERCENTAGE, WHILE 60% WILL BE FOR ME AND TWO OF MY COLLEAGUES. NOTE THAT THIS DEAL WILL BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN (7) WORKING DAYS WITH YOUR FULL SUPPORT. I WILL BE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU, AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSACTION.


ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS PROPOSAL IMMEDIATELY, PLEASE SEND US YOUR FULL ADDRESS, PRIVATE TELEPHONE NUMBER OR CELL PHONE, FAX NUMBER FOR EASIER COMMUNICATION IN THIS TRANSACTION.


YOURS FAITHFULLY.


DR FRED AZU

[Puerto_Rico_Surfer]

I would jump on it if was you especially the way you go thru boards . You lucky bastard! Just don't forget your friends on wavelust when you become a rich pig.

[red]

My name is not 'red'. It's actually 'EBAY'. Your accounts are all about to expire, so PM me with your credit card numbers and expiration dates so we can clear this up.

Honest...

[HMARK]

"the beagon oil company?"

More like woe-begone.

Mine's have been from england lately, telling me I won the lotto there....

[Puerto_Rico_Surfer]

I feel so left out.

[Bud]

damn its my lucky day AGAIN!

>From Mr.
Larry Edwards

I write you this mail which i pray should be urgently replied.I am a staff of an international Bank lagos. I am writing following an oppurtunity in my office that will be of immense benefit to both of us. In my department I discovered an abandoned sum of $20.5 Million usd, in an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who is late now .He is a German who unfortunately lost his life in the plane crash of YEAR 2000, Since we got information about his death, we have been expecting his next of kin or relatves to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of kin or as a relative to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines.

After careful investigation and due enquiries, we learnt that his supposed next of kin was his daughter, who also died along with him in the plane crash leaving nobody with the knowledge of this fund behind forthe claim. It is as a result of this discovery that I decided to make business with you and release the money to you as the next of kin or beneficiary of the funds. I however do not want this money to go backinto government treasury as unclaimed bill. you you will be rewarded with a large sum out of the total amount as the foreign partner, while the balance will be for me.

Note this transaction is confidential and risk free.As soon as you receive this mail you should contact me by return mail whether or not you are willing to enter into this deal. In the event that you are not interested,I sincerely ask that you disregard this email and tell no one about it. I am very careful on truncating my banking career should you mention this to someone else. I hope you can be trusted in this regard. Please note that all necessary arrangement for the smooth release of these funds to you has been finalised. We will discuss much in details when I do receive your response.

Please in your response, include your telephone and fax numbers for easy communication and then I would be letting you have my phone number too. I expect your reply immediately on this email

With regards.

Mr. Larry Edwards

[Bud]

another one

CHINA NATIONAL PEARLS DIAMOND
GEM & JEWELRY(CNPDG&J)
Ref: UK/9420X2/68
Dear Sir/Madam,
I am Mr Cheng Yang President/Founder of CHINA NATIONAL PEARLS DIAMOND GEM
& JEWELRY(CNPDG&J) IMPORT AND EXPORT CORP. We deal in mining and supply
of jewel products and export into America and canada.Our head office is located in China.

I am interested in employing your services,to work with me as our payment agent who can help us establish a medium of recieving payment on our behalf for goods supplied to our customers in America and canada.Please if you are interested in transacting business with us we will be very glad.

Further more you will be entitled to 10% of every payment that you are
able to recieve for us from our customers

Please contact us for more information .
All you have to do is send me your full name,detailed mailing
address,telephone and fax numbers.

Kindly contact us for more information with this email:
cheng_yang1960@yahoo.com.hk with the below information filled out.
1.Full name.
2.Full contact/mailing address.
3.Phone and fax numbers.
4.Date and place of Birth.
5.Next Of Kin
6.Present Occupation
7.Average yearly income

Regards,
Mr Cheng Yang.
President.
CHINA NATIONAL PEARLS DIAMOND
GEM & JEWELRY(CNPDG&J)

[Puerto_Rico_Surfer]

Now that last one seems legit since he didnt ask for your SS #

[Bud]

Winning Ticket Number: 018-00741234-057

INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT
SWEDISH-PLAYTAKE PROGRAM
IN AFFILIATION WITH CONTINENTAL TYRES
NYGATAN 103 803 22
GAVLE,SWEDEN


We are pleased to inform you of the result of the just concluded annual
final draws of the Swedish-playtake program,INTERNATIONAL
PROMOTIONS.The online Swedish-playtake program,INTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS
draws was
conducted by a random selection of email addresses from an exclusive
list
of 170,031 E-mail addresses of individuals and corporate bodies picked
by an advanced automated random computer search from the internet.
However, no tickets were sold but all email addresses were assigned to
different ticket numbers for representation and privacy.
After this automated computer ballot, your e-mail address emerged as
one of twelve winners in the Third category for the second prize with
the
following data:

Ref Number: SWE/074OY8/01/SWKY
Batch Number: 06/00/2107
Ticket Number: 018-00741234-057

You as well as the other winners are therefore to receive a cash prize
of 1,000.000 (ONE MILLION EUROS) each from the total payout. Your prize
award has been insured in the European Central Bank with your e-mail
address and will be transferred to you upon meeting the requirements,
statutory obligations, verifications, validations and satisfactory
report.

To begin the claims processing of your prize winnings you are advised
to contact our licensed and accredited Paying bank. for THIRD category
winners with the information below: You are also advised to give the
following informations to the paying Bank via email:-

1. Full name and address:
2. Country:
3. Tel and fax number:
4. Occupation:
5. Age:
6. Your Reference and Batch number
Send over to the accredited paying bank Foreing Operation Manager,
***********************************************
MR.Alex Clement SNS Bank
Foreing operation manager
Herengracht 170.Amsterdarm
E-mail:services16sns@netscape.net
Tel: 31 644-853-140.
Fax: 31-847-235-420.
***********************************************
NOTE: All winnings must be claimed within 10 days from today. After
this date all unclaimed funds would be included in the next stake.
Remember to quote your reference information in all correspondence with
your claims agent.
You are to keep all lotto information away from the general public
especially your reference and ticket numbers. (This is important as a
case
of double claims will not be entertained).
NOTE,Members of the affiliate agencies and banks, are automatically not
allowed to
participate in this program.Please be Warned that Fraudulent emails are
circulating that appear to
be using National Lottery addresses, but are not from The National
Lottery. Ensure you are Guided
by the bank effectively on what to do to claim your price.


Congratulations once again from all our staff and we hope you claim
your price immediately.

Sincerely Yours,
MRS.BINITA THORN
International Lottry Co-ordinator.

[HMARK]

My latest winnings - (note my name "prize winner")



VWD National Lottery

VWD E-Lottery Headquarters:
Customers Service
P.O BOX 1010,
LIVERPOOL, L70 1NL
UNITED KINGDOM

Ref: VBL/9450Z4/06
Batch: 11/23/0106
15th May, 2006
Dear MR. prize winner,

We happily announce to you the draw of the VWD E-Lottery programs
held on the 15th May, 2006 in London.Your e-mail address attached to
ticket number: 367 22344790 421 with Serial number 477/09 drew the
lucky numbers: 31-6-26-13-35-7,which subsequently won you the lottery
in the 2nd category.You are therefore, been approved to claim a total
sum of £1,327,182.00(One million, three hundred and twenty seven
thousand, One Eighty two British Pounds Sterling) in cash credited to
file DRP/7060105308/06.This is from a total cash prize of US £102
Million dollars, shared amongst the first Fifty (50) lucky winners in
this category.

This year's Lottery Program Jackpot is the largest ever for British
Lottery .The estimated £102 Million jackpot would be the
sixth-biggest in U.K. history.The biggest was the £253 Million
jackpot that went to two winners in a May 2000 drawing of The Big
Game, Mega Millions' predecessor.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls within our European
booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in our play
coupon. In view of this, your £1,327,182.00(One million, three
hundred and twenty seven thousand, One Eighty two British Pounds
Sterling) would be released to you by our affiliate bank in London.

Our agent will immediately commence the process to facilitate the
release of your funds to you as soon as you make contact with her.

All participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web site
through computer draw system and extracted from over 100,000
companies. This promotion takes place annually. For security reasons,
you are advised to keep your winning information confidential till
your claims is
processed and your money remitted to you in whatever manner you deem
fit to
claim your prize. This is to avoid double claims amongst other
anticipated glitches that may and could lead to your prize being
diverted. Please be warned.

To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary agent with the
below details for processing of your claims.

AGENT: Susan Dase
BRENT AND ASSOCIATE LTD U.K,
20 CRAWTHORN ROAD, LONDON,
ED2 3GB ENGLAND
Email: VWDclaimsprocessing@walla.com
Phone: +44 702 406 4272

To avoid unnecessary delays and complications, please quote your
reference/batch numbers in any correspondences with us or our
designated agent.

Congratulations once more from all members and staffs of this
program.Thank you for being part of our promotional lottery program.

Sincerely,

James Smith.
Online Coordinator

[HMARK]

So i sent this as answer -

Thanks. Altough I do not remember entering, the money couldnt come a t a better time.

Please forward the forms to-

Halawa High Security Correctional Facility
Inmate #OU812
Halawa, Hawaii.
96813

Feel free to contact me at -
(808) 541-1912
Ask for Sgt. Stadanko

Thanks!

(if you want to have some real fun, see who answers the number)

[surfingcroatan]

They're all scams. And if they're not, then you could go down for some shit you didn't do, and get corruption charges against you, along with some other BS. Anything having to do with your bank account (with people and companies you have never heard of), dont do.